Today's question:
"How would your life be different if the following people were robots: your boss, your spouse, your son?"
So many wonderful possibilities here, I love robots and am very handy with machines if they need a fixin'. So, if my Boss was a robot he would certainly be more logical and therefore would be susceptible to the "Liar's Paradox" whereby I could shut him down with an easy philosophical quandary, put my consciousness into his robot body and take over THE WORLD MUah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
"How would your life be different if the following people were robots: your boss, your spouse, your son?"
So many wonderful possibilities here, I love robots and am very handy with machines if they need a fixin'. So, if my Boss was a robot he would certainly be more logical and therefore would be susceptible to the "Liar's Paradox" whereby I could shut him down with an easy philosophical quandary, put my consciousness into his robot body and take over THE WORLD MUah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
If my Son was a robot he would be so very grateful that I was kind
enough to keep him in a small closet under the stairs and feed him
magnetic filing scraps, so he could have enough energy to clean the
house, wash my clothes and massage my bunions. (A strange word really,
so close to onions, but not at all close.) Then I would instruct him to
use his robot super powers to help me take over THE WORLD MUAH ha ha ha
ha ha!!!!
If my spouse was a robot,.... hmmmm if my spouse were a robot I would be sad, I think. The upshot would be an indestructible and awesome unicorn robot who could answer any question and always give me a ride home from the party. The far larger downside would be me with bruised lips and metal splinters in my hands trying to make out and get to 2nd base, so instead I'd use the super powerful unicorn robot brain to help me bio-dinetically engineer an organic Michelina spouse with pink hair and a crazy good sense of humor like I'm used to and together all 3 of us would then take over THE WORLD MUAH ha ha ha ha ha!!
If my spouse was a robot,.... hmmmm if my spouse were a robot I would be sad, I think. The upshot would be an indestructible and awesome unicorn robot who could answer any question and always give me a ride home from the party. The far larger downside would be me with bruised lips and metal splinters in my hands trying to make out and get to 2nd base, so instead I'd use the super powerful unicorn robot brain to help me bio-dinetically engineer an organic Michelina spouse with pink hair and a crazy good sense of humor like I'm used to and together all 3 of us would then take over THE WORLD MUAH ha ha ha ha ha!!
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