On being tiny

The question was raised: "What are your thoughts on a tiny hamster eating tiny burritos??"
This little event gets my wholehearted seal of approval, hands down what the internet was created for. There's a chemistry in this clip that is unexplainable and undeniable because if you try to watch all the other "tiny hamster eating other stuff,..." somehow they don't quite capture the magic of the original.

I wish we had a place in this world where we could all get tiny (insert classic Steve Martin 'let's get small' joke here for you old timers) some kind of vacation get away where literally everything was the same size; people, hamsters, burritos, juice boxes, mints, rubber bands, ice cream cones, shoes, man that would be fun.

Inner space people! Get me a tiny pony prancing on a tiny track stat! A tiny maestro conducting a tiny bird orchestra! Who's making these movies I need to see?! Get on it please? One drawback that just came to mind though is that if the hamster and I were both tiny he could probably stuff me into one of those cheeks no problem. Death by hamster? There are worse ways to go. His tiny hands were the best though, I can't believe how those tiny little hands act just like ours. That kind of thing makes me realize that maybe we're not quite as advanced as we think we are.

I wish I could get a tiny microphone on that tiny hamster and get him into a tiny talk show for a tiny interview. I think I am losing my tiny mind. Help.