Sunday, July 22, 2007

getting this out of the way

Look I'll be the first one to admit that I am a complete suck-ER for gadgets. touch screen, blue- ray, tooth, chip, balls - wireless enabled audio systems, phones, electricity, deodorant sensors, self filling pet dispensers, I love it all. I try it all. This isnt news to anyone but the iphone isnt a good gadget. It ranks up there with the in-shell egg scrambler. Think about it and if you think it has a better than oh-gee! level 2 response you have been taken in by the same soulless marketers who convinced 3 generations that smoking was not a bad thing.

Tech gizmos aside I also have tried every commercial (and some not) beverage ever marketed. I have about a dozen corner stores across the city I hit up on a regular basis in order t o check out the latest stock. One in the top ten: the 'energy drink' called Cocaine. Love those ad people. It tasted just like all the other energy drinks, chilled pee meets anti-freeze. New fav: lipton brand green tea with lime. Next up to try: the coke brand energy drink called 'Vault'. See you then.

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